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Hi Procevê
Last night, it was September.
Taveu left home in the kitchen to take pincumer and cunzinhanu a kidicarne with moi ditumate to make a big cumfrangassado.
I fell in fright when I heard a noise coming from the denduforno, it sounded like a tidiwar.
The recipe for mandopô midipipoca denda prassa chicken, a heated oven, the mixerô and the chicken floss is included.
Wow!
I turned white quinineim a lidileiti.
Crazy!
Caiscai dentapia!
I was sensabe doncovin, proncovô, oncotô.